The Hat and Fat

The Hat and Fat is the result of a major brain spasm by three nippleless male humanoids, two of which have webbed toes.  We learned the hard way, by growing up on the mean, dark streets of Middle-class suburbia America.  Then we mated and spawned, and now raise those offshoots on those same mean dark streets.  Yeah, that’s how we roll.  We ain’t forgots where we come from.

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